Saturday, October 6, 2012

What was the first oldest profession ever?


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What was the first oldest profession ever?
I know that Politics was the second oldest but I have no clue what the first is.


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Prostitution?brbrBut you knew that, huh?brbrPsych . . .



What was the first book you discovered that made you think reading wasnt a complete waste of time?


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What was the first book you discovered that made you think reading wasnt a complete waste of time?
Scott Anderson, lead singer, Finger Eleven


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quotWatership Downquot by Richard Adams.brWhen I was a yr old in attending Linden Lanes Elementary in Brandon,Manitoba this book basically invited me to cross borders and not to respect thier limitations.br Since reading that book,Ive never looked at issues from just one perpective again.



What was the first adult book you read?


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What was the first adult book you read?
No I dont mean porn!


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Moby Dick, you knwo, the ACTUAL Moby Dick. The one with , pages!!!brbrDo NOT read the original Moby Dick. It probably one of the most BORING things Ive read in years. Sure, Herman Melville was one of the covetted authors of his time years agobut no more. DO NOT READ IT. It took me months to read. It was like walking through feet of mud for a year. It drags on and on... I read it because I made a commitment to read an ADULT book, but I would have been better off with Whinney the Pooh.



What was the Boer war all about???


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What was the Boer war all about???


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Read this



What was the Boer war all about???


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What was the Boer war all about???


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Read this



What was the best thing to happen to you in your life so far?


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What was the best thing to happen to you in your life so far?


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getting accepted into a UN program that is moving me to uganda to teach. i leave in two weeks!



What was the best thing that happened to you today?


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What was the best thing that happened to you today?


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I laughedbrbrTo be more specific at myselfbrTo go further in detail, it was about a problem I am still having. However I am only humored by my unfavored circumstances. So I only see the world with a more humorous sense of clarity.